Melinda, You Jane

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 16, 2005

by ivytheplant
8-16-05
Every time I'm on the phone with an account...
And your middle name?
M.
"M" as in Mary?
Oh, no. That's the first initial.
Every goddamn time...
Your middle name is...?
Hang on, I'm trying to remember.