Saga of the Doomed 16

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 21, 2005

by ivytheplant
8-21-05
I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you home to change your shirt.
Why? What's wrong with it?
It's offensive.
It's clean and free of holes. The only one I have that is. What could possibly be offensive about it?
It's a "Hooters" shirt.
What? You don't like owls?