Office Space

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 25, 2005

by ivytheplant
8-25-05
"Will Ivy in Garden Center please come back to the manager's office?"
Ha! You're so screwed!
I hope so. I haven't been slacking, breaking dress code policy, and insulting customers all these weeks for nothing!
Later...
So, what'd they do? Coach you? Fire you? What?
I got a raise.
ARGH! My logic circuits!
If I stab you, do you think they'll make me a manager?