Saga of the Doomed: Finale

Author: ivytheplant

Date: September 4, 2005

by ivytheplant
9-04-05
So I've managed to break hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of equipment all before lunch. What am I going to do for an encore? Stab a manager?
There's three managers behind you. I'd say you're doomed.
"Will Ivy in Garden Center please come back to the manager's office?"
I hope the cops are involved...
Busted!
15 minutes later...
They fired me because I fell asleep in the break room and accidentally took a 25 minute break, instead of 15. "Theft of company time."
ARGH! My logic circuits!