Ivy & Boorite Trek America 2

Author: ivytheplant

Date: September 27, 2005

by ivytheplant
9-27-05
Here's your boarding pass. Boarding is in final call. They won't hold the plane for you, you know.
When I take over the world, you'll be the first to die.
I suggest you run. Thank you for flying Frontier.
Fuckers...
15 minutes later...
I'm *gasp!* here! Don't *wheeze* leave!
Oh, the plane was late. They haven't even started boarding the cripples yet.