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| I made the mistake of watching The Simpsons the other night. I was (foolishly) hoping to see some spark of creative genius. | |
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| Unfortunately, the nonexistant plot centered around the theme "where haven't the Simpson family travelled?" only proved what I have suspected for years: | |
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| He's been dead for the past five years, which is why The Simpsons has been brought to us by many celebrities, products, and countries. | |
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| It's being run by a conglomeration of the corporations of the world. The only other explanation I can think of is not pleasant, but just as possible: | |
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| He ran out of ideas in the mid 90's and sold out to feed his ever-increasing level of greed and the fans who stayed loyal to him are only feeding the flames of mediocrity. | |
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