Out of the Woodwork Alternate

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 4, 2006

by ivytheplant
2-04-06
So I hear you're with that boorite guy. I don't understand why; I'm certainly better than he is.
Why is it you want me now that you know I'm in a relationship?
But I'm smarter and I like stuff.
Hellooooo...I'm in love with someone else. Not gonna change.
Oh I get it, you must be a--
If you say "lesbian" I can guarantee you a detachable penis.