14 Is My Unlucky Number

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 12, 2006

by ivytheplant
2-12-06
The more Valentine's Day ads and articles that are forced upon me, the more I hate my gender.
Uh-oh...
They're all squealing about teddy bears, pink jewelry, and shitty, lame romantic movies. And all the women are shallow, materialistic whiners.
You could always get a sex change.
Nah, boys are dumb.
Whew!