How Hunting Stories Began

Author: ivytheplant

Date: March 19, 2006

by ivytheplant
3-19-06
Oh good, I've found dinner.
Moo.
Something tells me my manhood is at stake. But I'm so hungry. What to do...
Later...
I tell you, when that mammoth finally stopped trying to gore me, I was ready to eat it raw.
Dude, you should TOTALLY make a cave painting of that. The chicks will DIG it.