Highlights From the 2006 Denver Metaphysical Fair

Author: ivytheplant

Date: March 21, 2006

by ivytheplant
3-21-06
Garnet can repair your damaged DNA/RNA structure!
That's really good to know. See, I've been carrying this uranium marble in my pocket for years...
...and if wearing garnet earrings can reverse everything done to my DNA since then, I'd better avoid it.
Otherwise, I'll never give birth to a tentacle monster.