Crazy People I've Lived With 2: Freshman Year

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 2, 2006

by ivytheplant
4-02-06
Fall semester 1997
I'm from Croatia! You Americans think your country is soooo old, but it's not! Europe is soooo much older than you!
You're talking age to a geology major.
You Americans have such big cars! You really don't need anything bigger than a Citroen!
Have you looked at a map of the country lately?
Well, how big can this country be? 500 miles across?
No, 500 miles is what we drive to our weekend getaway on the other side of the state.