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| Hey Ivy, do you think you could stop shaving your legs in the shower. It clogs the drain. | |
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| Look you jackass, I do it every two days, so the amount of hair is miniscule. You, on the other hand, grow hair like the south grows kudzu. | |
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| I don't see the connection. | |
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| Did it occur to you that you (and the other three guys who live here) might have more to do with a clogged drain than me? | |
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| You have different parts so we fear you. Why haven't you done the dishes yet? | |
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| I did my dishes. The bowls and pans that have been in the sink since before I moved in aren't my problem. | |
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