Crazy People I've Lived With 10: Summer 1999

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 2, 2006

by ivytheplant
4-02-06
Ivy, my friend and his girlfriend are moving in and living on the porch rent-free. But Jake is moving out so you need to help cover his rent.
Fuck you.
Excuse me?
Seriously. Fuck you. I'm moving out early.
Oh. But we still expect you to pay the other guy's rent even though two other people aren't paying rent at all.
Trust me. You don't want to push this.