Stupid Comebacks I Think of In My Sleep

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 10, 2006

by ivytheplant
4-10-06
WOW! I can't believe that! Yeah, uh-huh, yeah. Holy crap!
Ahem...
Hang on! I said, HANG ON!
Why did you put your sunglasses on?
When the entire world stares at you in annoyance, I want to protect myself from the glare.