The Amazing Adventures of Ivy, the Human Klutz 3

Author: ivytheplant

Date: June 30, 2006

by ivytheplant
6-30-06
You should carry this little knife on your belt loop and tucked into your back pocket. I assure you it won't get lost.
What if it comes unsheathed and stabs me in the ass?
Oh come on. The chances of that happening is nil. It never happened to me when I carried it.
Okay, fine.
A few hours later...
Hey, that knife has come unsheathed a bit...
AAUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!