Twas the Night Before Sept 11th

Author: ivytheplant

Date: September 11, 2006

by ivytheplant
9-11-06
Gee, Timmy. Why is everyone so excited about September 11th?
Well Sally, tomorrow Terror Claus flies his plane down into the skyscrapers of all the little children.
And he leaves them presents of debris, infernos, and mangled bodies.
I hope I get respiratory disease.
I'd like a Mr. Softee 8 inch dildo myself.