Where No OS HAs Gone Before

Author: ivytheplant

Date: September 19, 2006

by ivytheplant
9-19-06
How come when someone speaks Klingon or another language on Star Trek, the universal translator doesn't translate it?
Microsoft. The automatic update fucked it.
Captain, the computer is currently translating everything into Esperanto.
And we just got used to Pig Latin.
Except for deck five, where it's looping passages from Scientology texts.
Damn you, Bill Gates!