Wet Dry

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 9, 2006

by ivytheplant
11-09-06
Well, Marion County voted to become wet. Your hometown can now sell booze.
I'm sure the little old ladies are thrilled.
I was thinking about opening a liquor store right across from the Baptist church.
You have my support, Dad.
Bah, there's a rule that they can't sell booze within so many feet of a church.
Tell them you were selling bottled water, but Jesus came into the store.