Neighborhood Improvement

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 19, 2006

by ivytheplant
11-19-06
The homeowner's association has decided not to allow dilapidated appliances in front yards. We're fining your family for violations.
We only have a cherry tree in our front yard.
Nonetheless, I have been informed that your family is the ringleader of the anti-beautification movement and must be fined.
But there's nothing in our front yard except a cherry tree which was planted to satisfy the beautification rules.
Trust me, that cherry tree was intended to be a broken washing machine.
How about I intend to put my foot up your ass?