Advantages of Matrimony

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 18, 2006

Advantages of Matrimony by ivytheplant 12-18-06
When creditors call... Hello, may I please speak with Ivy ThePlant? I'm sorry, there's no one here by that name.	When former classmates call... Hey, is Ivy ThePlant there? I'm sorry, there's no one here by that name.	What they never think to ask... You didn't happen to change your name recently, did you? No habla ingles.