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| I need to turn in this form/payment/letter to take care of a financial/business/ legal/educational problem. | |
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| Here are incomplete instructions/information/ paperwork that has no actual bearing on the process. | |
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| I would like to check on the status of my form/payment/letter. | |
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| I'm sorry, but the girl who left at 3 must have it locked in her drawer/office/safe/ mailbox/vagina. Come/call back tomorrow/next week/Thursday. | |
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| Since you your form/check/money order/ letter didn't get processed in time, you'll have to fill out all this paperwork/jump through hoops/suck my dick and try again. | |
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