TNBC 1

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 25, 2006

by ivytheplant
12-25-06
"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse--"
Actually the mouse was probably scarfing down anything left out.
Is that gouda?
"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there--"
We don't have a chimney so we hung them on the piano with jerry-rigged rope counterweight thing.
Note to self: Gnaw through ropes.
"The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar plums danced in their heads--"
Can I have an iPod instead?
I want nuts.