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| You should eat nothing but organic food from now on. | |
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| You're right, I love paying $2 a pound for apples that won't last a week before going mealy. | |
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| I brought organic broccoli. | |
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| So that's what the festering pile of brown shit is in the basement. | |
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| My fleece shirt is made from recycled materials. | |
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| And it took twice as many resources to recycle it as it did to make a new one. Congratulations, you're destroying the environment. | |
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