Why I Don't Use Netflix

Author: ivytheplant

Date: January 3, 2007

by ivytheplant
1-03-07
I'd really like to watch a horror movie now. People won't shut up about Netflix. Maybe it can help me.
[Sure.]
Three days later...
Oh yay, my horror movie is here but I wanted to watch it three days ago. Now I want to see an action movie.
[Sucks to be you.]
Maybe if I wasn't so clueless I would have just walked across the street to the video rental store.
[Idiot.]