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1,000 miles away from home...
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| When I went to feed the cats, I noticed that the ceiling was raining water. What should I do? | |
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| Let me call the emergency plumber. | |
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| "You have reached the voice mail for the fucktard who's supposed to be on call in case of an emergency. He's fallen asleep and doesn't hear the phone." | |
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| "Please leave a message." | |
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