3 Conversational Mistakes I Should Never Make With Family

Author: ivytheplant

Date: January 31, 2007

by ivytheplant
1-31-07
Mistake #1
As soon as I can afford it, I'm getting my tubes tied.
No you're not. You don't want that. I know because I'm older and smarter than you.
Mistake #2
But I don't want kids. Ever.
Oh, you'll want them. That's what I said too, and since I changed my mind, so will you.
Mistake #3
Hey, guess who isn't in charge of my life.
If you don't have kids, you're failing me and invalidating all the sacrifices made for you.