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| As soon as I can afford it, I'm getting my tubes tied. | |
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| No you're not. You don't want that. I know because I'm older and smarter than you. | |
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| But I don't want kids. Ever. | |
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| Oh, you'll want them. That's what I said too, and since I changed my mind, so will you. | |
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| Hey, guess who isn't in charge of my life. | |
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| If you don't have kids, you're failing me and invalidating all the sacrifices made for you. | |
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