How To Talk To THEM

Author: ivytheplant

Date: January 31, 2007

by ivytheplant
1-31-07
Incorrect:
I don't want kids.
Oh you'll change your mind! Everybody does!
Correct:
Financially, my husband and I are not at the point in our lives where we would be able to give proper support to a child.
Oh, I totally understand! Good for you for being responsible!
Best results:
I believe in spanking.
People like you should be sterilized! I'm never speaking to you again!