True Tales of Ivy's Cats 22: I Took The Blue Pill

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 2, 2007

by ivytheplant
2-02-07
It has come to our attention that it is too cold for our paws and noses. We need to do something about this.
The humans give off a lot of warmth. Let's use them as a heat source.
But how will we get the humans to go along with this fiendish plan?
We will create a false reality to make it appear as if we enjoy their company instead of using them as slaves.
Purr purr purr purr purr purr purr purr
Ever have one of those days when you feel like you're in the Matrix?