If Life Was Like Star Trek 11

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 5, 2007

by ivytheplant
2-05-07
I don't feel so well doc. I'm tired all the time, my body aches, and I can't quench my thirst.
Anywhere else I'd say you're fighting a cold, but I've diagnosed that you have a disease no one has ever heard of before.
This probably was caused by some inexplicable mechanical device we just happened to pick up today, so I'll need an engineer just in case.
Can't I just take some Sudafed and go lie down?
Nonsense! I'm going to subject you to a dazzling array of treatments, in the hope that one of them will actually work.