If Life Was Like Star Trek 12

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 5, 2007

by ivytheplant
2-05-07
Look, I feel fine, can't I just go to bed early and have some soup?
I'm sorry, but my calculations suggest that this virus is going to turn you into some sort of insect.
What?
Yes, it appears to be part of a complicated reproductive procedure the virus uses.
I want a second opinion.
You're going to have weird alien babies!