If Life Was Like Star Trek 15

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 6, 2007

by ivytheplant
2-06-07
Hey, I'd like a chicken sandwich and small coke---
Behold! It is I, God of Wisdom! Before thou gets thy sandwich and coke, thou must perform an inexplicable and complicated task!
Look, I just want some food, okay?
If thou completest thine task, thou will get to go about thy business!
And if I fail, you'll destroy all humankind?
No, thou shalt have to drink diet coke and shalt get no fries!