If Life Was Like Star Trek 24

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 15, 2007

by ivytheplant
2-15-07
We live in a society that is 99% scantily clad female. We wish to use you for reproductive purposes.
Thank you, Jesus.
Your every need will be fulfilled and you will have sex whenever, wherever, and however you wish.
Praise Calliope!
Oh, it appears that your captain is forbidding you to stay on the island. I guess we will just have to find someone else.
I'm going to cut off my balls now.