Violation

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 17, 2007

by ivytheplant
2-17-07
Ma'am, we've had a lot of complaints about your vehicle from the people whose house you're parked in front of.
That's funny since we've been parking there for a year and no one has made a complaint about it.
Ma'am, I don't care. There is a 24 hour ordinance in effect. Move the vehicle.
I asked them in December if it was okay to park there and they said yes.
I will now lecture you on being such bad citizens and breaking the law.
I will now tie your testicles around your gun.