Safety First

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 27, 2007

by ivytheplant
2-27-07
WARNING! Kershaw knives are intended and sold for legitimate sporting purposes only.
Knives are dangerous tools if not used properly and should be used with the utmost care and caution.
Any use of your knife other than cutting is considered abuse and will void your warranty.
I'm sorry, but your warranty is void. Stabbing is not covered.
I didn't stab that mofo, I cut him. Now gimme another knife!