True Tales of Ivy's Girl Scout Years 2

Author: ivytheplant

Date: March 12, 2007

by ivytheplant
3-12-07
I hope everyone enjoyed spending time with the plastic surgeon! What did everyone learn about themselves?
I learned that I have very attractive breasts! the doctor thought they were great!
What about you? Hello?
Motherfucking sonofabitch thinks I'm a "lost cause" eh? We'll see who's a lost cause when I destroy him with a sexual harassment suit...
And what did you learn about yourself, Ivy?
I learned I want to join the Boy Scouts.