The perils - and joys - of online dating

Author: jackc

Date: March 22, 2003

by jackc
3-22-03
But you look nothing like Lara Croft!
Asshole!
More like an old toothbrush!
Everyone makes the same mistake!
Well, now that you're here, how about some sex?
Sure! Why not? I've got a spare five minutes!