When teenage hormones run amok

Author: jackc

Date: March 25, 2003

by jackc
3-25-03
Listen kid, I'm a cartoon character. There's no way we can have sex.
Don't be so shy.
But I'm not even real. Look, this isn't blood. It's ink.
Come on, take me already. I'm soo hot for it, I'm wetting myself.
Erase, erase, erase. I think you had better cool it, young lady.
Ooh. This is even better and it's wearing a rubber.