An Actual Conversation I had with my Brother the other day

Author: jackmurphy

Date: July 6, 2002

by jackmurphy
7-06-02
I haven't taken a solid shit in weeks and this morning my shit was green.
My shit was green, too. Must be something we drank.
You don't think I have cancer, do you?
No, I think you drink to much alcohol. You've been drunk for like a month.
I bet its cancer.
Fine, don't listen to me. Its cancer, not your heroic alcohol intake.