The Immaculate Reign of King Robot

Author: jamesallen

Date: October 5, 2004

by jamesallen
10-05-04
I am King Robot, your masterful sovereign. My perfect metal body and electric brain allow me to rule you with incomparable alacrity.
Yes, my liege, you are truly the consummate ruler.
My infinite compassion encompasses all of my subjects. You would be helpless without the guidance of such a superior being as I!
Of course, my liege! Your triumph over the inherent weaknesses of humanity is faultless!
God, I sometimes despair at the thought of this thankless task of mine.
My only regret is for my family, whom you have left mutilated and rotting in the basement.