Violence is always the answer

Author: jamesthereaper

Date: December 9, 2003

by jamesthereaper
12-09-03
(Insert ambulance sirens here)
Hey Tonk what the hell happened to you? You look like you've been hit with a truck.
I had an, uh, little "misunderstanding" with one of the guys down the street. I think he was having an identity crisis or something.
(sirens fade)
Oh...so did ya kick his ass or what??
Oh I think he'll be hurting for a damn long time.
A talking robot?? Oh my God you've gotta be kidding me! And he did all that to you?!
Oh it's not that bad. I mean hell, you should've seen the other guy! Had to...uuuhhh....scrape him off the pavement...yeah..that's it.