Unsettled Mind #18

Author: jeffisanirish

Date: March 24, 2003

by jeffisanirish
3-24-03
The secret is out!
THIS JUST IN!!! MIKE JONES IS AN ALIEN!!! WE HAVE CONFIRMED THIS ANONYMOUS TIP JUST RECENTLY...
and I thought that kid was just a nerd!
THE GOVERNMENT HAS NOT YET RELEASED A STATEMENT ON WHAT THEY INTEND TO DO ABOUT THE ALIEN INFESTATION...
This is almost enough to keep me from switching the channel to porn and jerking off all night... almost.
WE GO NOW TO THE LIVE CAMERAS TAPING THE ANGRY MOB OUTSIDE MIKE JONES' HOUSE...
Dad is gonna kill me when he gets home...