All comics by jerrbear81

 

by jerrbear81
6-04-04
God what a fugly bitch!
What was that?
Cunt!
Whore!!
Jezebel!
I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU VAPID CUM GUZZLING WHOOOORRRREE! I WILL SUCK YOUR INTESTINES OUT THROUGH YOUR ASS THEN STRANGLE YOUR SCRAWNY HOE NECK WITH THEM!

 

by jerrbear81
6-04-04
You're still fugly!
At least I didn't try to hump William Shatner's leg while screaming KHAAAAN!
You fucking whore you take that back!
Oh I forgot, you also shoot up with your boyfriend and suck on his pimples!
THAT'S IT BRING IT BIATCH!! I WILL SCALP YOU AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN BRAINS CUNT-SPEWING ASS-WIPING WHORE!
IT'S ALREADY BEEN BOUGHTEN!

 

by jerrbear81
6-04-04
The Idiot Enters
Wow! A person in a wheelchair!
How very observant of you. Would you like a smiley sticker for that?
Wheelchair Dude just used his urinal
Cool drinking bottle!!!
Oh, that's my urinal. You may not want to pick that up, I accidentally dropped it and it's a bit wet still. I have to clean it up.
The Idiot has picked it up
Urinal? Is that the brand name, the name of the company, or the name of the country it's made in?
The power of Darwin repels you!

 

by jerrbear81
6-05-04
A Public Service Announcement by the Jezebel Girls
Jerr Bear would like to apologize for the Jezebel Comics he has posted.
Yes, he says he's very very very sorry.
Now they're just making excuses!
Jerr Bear has a really sick and twisted sense of humor.
Of course, most of the people reading this are probably prudes in cults. They always seem to flock to Jerr for some reason. Bow down PEONS!
And then they ruin it all...
You do know that they can read your thoughts, right?
DOUBLE MONKEY CRAP!

 

by jerrbear81
6-05-04
Idiot won't stop following Wheelchair Dude
Anyway, you're so brave to live the life you have!
Not like I have any choice.
Idiot needs to learn to shut his mouth
C'mon Wheelchair Dude! I mean, whenever I see you all I can think about is how blessed I am that I can do things that you can't do!
.....
The moral of the story: People in wheelchairs can rip out your jugular. HAHAHAHA!
I think people should feel blessed and not take for granted that they can do things you can't! Like riding a rollercoaster and--
Say another word and I'll bite your jugular out and laugh as I watch you bleed to death and breath out your death-rattle!

 

by jerrbear81
6-05-04
Uh...what is that?
Well, now that you're in prison, I got you a gift!
Wow...uh...thanks?
You're welcome!
So why are you giving it to me?
I treat all my prison bitches like Queens!

 

by jerrbear81
6-06-04
Oh lord Jesus. I ask a boon of you.
Yes. Yes. What is it?
Will you please get me off of this ship? I DON'T WANT TO BE ANAL PROBED!
No.
Why?
Because anal probes make baby Jesus laugh!

 

by jerrbear81
11-26-04
Later, at Gamer's House...
So the Idiot wouldn't shut the hell up?
Yes, that's the gist of it.
Wow. What a fucking idiot! So how'd you ditch him?
Oh it was as easy as pie...
Enter Blondie
I don't care what he told you!! I do not hold the secrets of the universe in my GINEY!!
Haha! You said Giney! But seriously...let me take a peek so I can find out the meaning of life?

 

by jerrbear81
11-26-04
Another Public Service announcement from The Jezebels
Have you ever heard of Spidermanning?
Why, no. What is it?
Well, it's when you catch all of the guy's spooge in your hand after giving him a handjob. Then you fling said spooge at him while chanting, "Go web Go!"
..................................
Figures you'd say something like that, cunt.
Fuck you! At least I don't eat my boyfriend's shit!

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