What Makes Baby Jesus Laugh?

Author: jerrbear81

Date: June 6, 2004

by jerrbear81
6-06-04
Oh lord Jesus. I ask a boon of you.
Yes. Yes. What is it?
Will you please get me off of this ship? I DON'T WANT TO BE ANAL PROBED!
No.
Why?
Because anal probes make baby Jesus laugh!