06: Villainous Antagonists

Author: jimstringtown

Date: November 16, 2005

by jimstringtown
11-16-05
Stevenopolis! Get in here!
Yes, sir?
Stevenopolis, our arch enemy has returned to Earth. You'd better call home, son.
Whoa! You mean LDS Corps is under attack, and death is imminent for us all?
No, no. I just wanted your wife to make me a sandwich.
Well, shit. I already looted your office and raped your secretary.