11: Harsh Summoning

Author: jimstringtown

Date: November 16, 2005

by jimstringtown
11-16-05
O, powerful Shit Goblin. I, the magnificent Long Dong Silver, summon you to my aid.
I told you, man, I am not a "Shit Goblin."
I am your God, now, foul Incubus.
So, do you want me to impregnate a human female, or what?
Huh? No.
What, then? I can't very well impregnate YOU.