All comics by jimzzor

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
*Yawn*... Oh well, another day, another obvious tip to give.
Oh I see you're trying to write a letter? Here's a tip; remember never to tell the person you're writing to that their a f*^&wit, okay?
My work here is done.

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
So, how did you go?
You mean the job interview at Bunnings Warehouse?
Not good.

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Hello, David, and welcome to the ninth plane of Hell!
What? Do you mean I'm dead? Why?
Well, for one, there is a nail lodged in your forehead.
That's lethal? Why wasn't I informed!

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Dr. Herbert Schzweizer, who is obviously a doctor because of his spiffy white coat, says that the only cereal that meets recommended daily requirements of A.I.D.S is A.I.D.S Balls.
It's true. And with every 10,000 kg box of A.I.D.S O's, you receve a free sachet of flavouring!
WARNING: FLAVOURING MAY BE ANTHRAX.

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Hey you, you there with the crowbar. What's with the crowbar? Is it ornamental?
I'm Gordon Freeman. Well actually, I like to steal stuff. YOUR stuff. Fork over the green.
I've got a hammer. You think you can beat a hammer? I think not. Your crowbar has more reach, but my hammer can... can.... Okay, here's ten dollars.

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
I am a Ninja.
Arrgh, I be a pirate.
Aren't we supposed to fight?
No. No I don't think so... Why would we?
I though it was an unwritten rule.
That's just the kind of stereotype my pirate brothers have to face. I'm sick of intolerant ninjas always trying to fight me just because of the colour of my beard. *Dissapointed Yarrggh.*

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Mr. Cheezles... Thank God you have returned from space! You are humanities last hope!
The world has been destroyed, crushed and burnt beneath an alien invasion force. You are the only superintelligent monkey that we sent to space that has come back! You need to communicate with them!
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
No Mr. Cheezles, this is not the time for flinging poo!

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Don't you hate it how those Jehovah's Witnesses try to impose their faith on you like they have a right to.
It's like, they think that WE should believe what THEY believe. That's like me running up to a Muslim and saying, "Hey, you should try Christianity, you know!"
Yeah... So... why did you invite me to your Church again?

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Apparently, this is art.

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Oh wow, IMAX roxors! Look at how real that elephant looks!
It's like it's right next to me, like I could reach out and touch it! Wow, it now it looks like it's coming right at us!
Hmm... those ppl jez lyk kersploded. How real is dis ELEMAX theatre!

 

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Away from their native environment after a freak boating accident, the Arctic Friends find themselves in a Pub.
Now, Frosty, this is more my style. All the beer is total crap in the Arctic! Now we can taste a REAL drink.
I donno Pengy. I like Arctic beer. It's made from snow.
Frosty, Seals PISS in that snow. Haven't you wondered why it tasted of Ammonia?
Hmm... I assumed that was an additive. You know, like a secret spice at KFC.
Well, they're pretty much made from the same base product.

 

by jimzzor
6-17-06
Good morning, children. Some of you may know me as U.S. president, George Bush. I'm here to talk to you about something very serious; the war in Iraqistan.
What's that, Ed?
*Whisper Whisper Whisper.*
I have just been informed that in an effort to decieve us, our enemies have changed their name to merely "Iraq."

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