The Arctic Friends #1

Author: jimzzor

Date: June 16, 2006

by jimzzor
6-16-06
Away from their native environment after a freak boating accident, the Arctic Friends find themselves in a Pub.
Now, Frosty, this is more my style. All the beer is total crap in the Arctic! Now we can taste a REAL drink.
I donno Pengy. I like Arctic beer. It's made from snow.
Frosty, Seals PISS in that snow. Haven't you wondered why it tasted of Ammonia?
Hmm... I assumed that was an additive. You know, like a secret spice at KFC.
Well, they're pretty much made from the same base product.