Did you want some water, or something?

Author: jonnie

Date: June 13, 2005

by jonnie
6-13-05
I heard they're thinking of bringing back the draft because of the low recruit numbers.
Just do the butter butt if you do get drafted.
"Butter butt?"
Before you go for the interview for recruitment, put some peanut butter in your ass crack.
And, in the middle of the interview, while the guy is talking, reach in your pants and pull some butter from your butt and eat it.