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| Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book | |
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| Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it | |
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| Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." | |
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| Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mom said "What a treasure!" and her dad said "Yes, let's go bury it." | |
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| Yo momma's so miserable, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. | |
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| Yo momma's lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. | |
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