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CLOAIC LOMO by jsp 2-28-01
CLOAIC LOMO	CLOAIC LOMO

 

Well, that's just fucking wrong. by jsp 4-06-01
Cowboy Joe, will this chamber really cure my cancer? Sure thing, pardner. Just get on in there.	Okay, I...ARGH I AM BEING EATEN BY WEASELS AARGGH MOTHER HELP ME ARGH GETTING DARK	Heh. That never gets old.

 

Marching for victory! by jsp 4-06-01
Gotta win! For victory we march!	We will fight them as hard as we tried to fight our uncle to stop him from molesting us! Right, Ralph?	Ralph...?

 

Death at a cocktail party. by jsp 5-15-01
So, uh...great party huh? YES	Um, you're not the spectre of Death, are you? NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, INDEED I AM	Oh. Uh. Okay. That's all I guess. LEAVING SO SOON? TRY THE PATE, IT IS TO DIE FOR. SO TO SPEAK, THAT IS. HA HA HA.

 

Death at a cocktail party 2. by jsp 5-15-01
Come on. Why do I have to ask him? He's scary as hell. Look, when are you going to get the chance again? And you know you're as curious as I am.	I know, but...he intimidates me! For God's sake, just go ask him. Be a man for once.	Hey man...we were wondering...uh... TELL YOUR FRIEND THE ANSWER IS BOXERS, AND THAT SHE WILL BE SEEING ME MUCH SOONER THAN SHE THINKS

 

Death encounters the Two Beer Suddenly Ghetto White Guy by jsp 5-15-01
Death encounters the Two Beer Suddenly Ghetto White Guy at a cocktail party! Hey there, man. How are you today? HELLO.	Two beers later! Awwww shit! Y'all be tha bomb, Death! I got love fo ya! Y'all be ma nigga! That's ALL I'm saying! I got love for my niggas!	I USUALLY TRY TO BE IMPARTIAL, BUT YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD.

 

Girl Scout fundraiser! by jsp 5-15-01
Hello girls! How are you today? We're just peachy! Yep! Our Girl Scouts fundraiser has done fantastically!	Wow, I remember when I was a kid and had to raise money for the Scouts. Have you girls built a lemonade stand or something?	If by "lemonade," you mean "forbidden carnal delights catering to nervous, sweaty businessmen lusting after the sort of ass that could land them in jail," then yes, we have built a "lemonade stand." Strict discipline on the cheap, too.

 

About the Author. by jsp 9-30-02
In which I tell you a few things about myself. I am Jeff, prince of Boston and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Melissa, my fearless lesbian. (cringe)	Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said--	ZAP CLOAIC LOMO

 

SHIT ON SOME SHIT (IT'S REDUNDANT) by jsp 1-09-04
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